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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Now that's Handey
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Handey Thoughts--part 1
All right, all right, I've gotten a little out of control lately. I found a bunch of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, and have been cracking myself up with them and annoying the heck out of everyone else! So, as an outlet for my love o Handey, I am going to start posting one Handey thought a week. These are hilariously funny, and are right up my alley, so if you don't like them, you probably wouldn't like me, so get outta here! =D Here's the first:
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
Friday, October 20, 2006
Jack Handey is my idol.
Here's why Jack Handey is my idol:
"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be 'Clark Kent, Dentist,' because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, 'How's my back tooth?' and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, 'Oh it's okay,' then the patient would probably say, 'Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?' and you'd say,
'Awe, crap! You, get outta here,' and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill."
--Jack Handey
"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be 'Clark Kent, Dentist,' because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, 'How's my back tooth?' and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, 'Oh it's okay,' then the patient would probably say, 'Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?' and you'd say,
'Awe, crap! You, get outta here,' and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill."
--Jack Handey
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